Meet my cousin, Tooty Mae Woolley. You’ll never be the same.
Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90’s.
Cashier at Woolley’s Shopping Basket, the local grocery store owned by her grandpa three times removed, Tooty spends her days stocking shelves and leaving lipstick on the cheeks of regular patrons. But at night, you might find Tooty dancing to a Vanilla Ice song, teaching a Bible Study at the Independent Pentecostal First Baptist Fundamental Free Will Church of Christ, or strengthening her glutes on the thigh master.
Tooty Mae longs to bring laughter to the world, and she does just that. Don’t mind her. She can’t help herself.